You slam your hands down on the desk. "It's Dan!" you exclaim confidently, sending the whole room to silence. It all makes sense. Its why he was so unwilling to show you the security footage. He resents Grizz for keeping him in the IT department. And the Smallfry everywhere... it just makes sense!

"Uh, excuse me?!" Dan admonishes. "I got got! I've been bonked! Incapacitated, even!"

"That's true," Vex says. "Dan would've had to splat himself, just to commit to the bit."

"My murder is just a bit?" Grizz asks.

"BWAAAWUWUGHHH," Fluffernutter cries. He clings to Dans leg and glares at you.

"But the Smallfry?" you point out. "They all love him."

"You forget that it's unrequited," Ashe says. "He never asked to be the Fluffernutter whisperer. And besides--"

You hear another loud SPLAT come from outside. You grab Grizz and throw the security room door open and bolt out, the others hot on your heels to see whats going down.

Across the hall, you see Jenna, standing outside the door to the armory. Or, she would be standing, if she hadn't been splatted as well. She's just a puddle of ink in a life preserver now, and she quickly hops up to you and desperately blurbles.

You revive her, and she scrambles back to her feet. "Nope!" she says, and skedaddles into the security office, closing the door behind her. "Nope nope nope!"

You look up and down the hallway. You dont see the culprit anywhere, but they have to be close.

Go to the armory! Arm your friends!
Go all lone wolf and track the culprit down!