You slam your hands down on the desk. "It's Dan!" you exclaim confidently, sending the whole room to silence. It all makes sense. It's why he was so unwilling to show you the security footage. He resents Grizz for keeping him in the IT department. And the Smallfry everywhere... it just makes sense!

"Blblbl!" Dan admonishes.

"I dunno," Ashe says thoughtfully with a hand on her chin. "Considering Dan is literally splatted right now. I don't think he has the dedication to bonk himself on the head that hard just for a bit."

"My murder is just a bit?" Grizz asks.

"BWAAAWUWUGHHH," Fluffernutter mourns.

"But the Smallfry?" you point out. "They all love him."

"You forget that it's unrequited," Ashe says. "He never asked to be the Fluffernutter whisperer. And besides--"

You hear another loud SPLAT come from outside. You grab Grizz and throw the security room door open and bolt out, Ashe hot on your heels to see whats going down. Dan hops behind you, slowly, and Fluffernutter follows at his leisure.

Across the hall, you see Vex, standing outside the door to the armory. Or, she would be standing, if she hadn't been splatted as well. She's just a puddle of ink in a life preserver now, and she quickly joins Dan in hopping around and blurbling.

"This is bad," Ashe says. "We need a way to defend ourselves."

"Unless YOU were the murderer all along!"
Try the armory!
Go to the supply closet and get the Dynamo!